I did it all for the wookie.
-One Size Fits All! Sippy cup? Yep. Water bottle? Yep. 40 oz? Yep. MOST PERFECT GIFT EVER? Yep.
-Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*
-Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
-Machine Washable! Throw that sucker in with a regular load of laundry for a pick-me-up.
-American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
The Freaker is a one-size-fits-all beverage insulator! What do the fancy words mean? Freakers keep your drinks cold, your hands dry, and they’ll fit anything you want to drink out of.
What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the FREAKER for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one’s sippy cup can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also, your mom’s wine and your kid sister’s Nalgene and your dad’s beer. Made In the USA. Machine washable.